a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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