At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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