so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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