I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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