I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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