Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
whose ass print is on the piano?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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