I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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