im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Damn victory sex feels great
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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