he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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