So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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