As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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