He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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