Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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