My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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