Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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