Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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