its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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