What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
