Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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