Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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