I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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