So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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