you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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