doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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