I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
