But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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