We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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