he puts the penis in happiness.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
is it fun? or sober?
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