Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Everything about him screamed your future.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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