You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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