uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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