I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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