fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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