She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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