Nicole vs. Life
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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