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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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