Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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