Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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