Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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