new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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