He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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