We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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