You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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