He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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