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(617): View more from Massachusetts

were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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(815): View more from Illinois

There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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(850): View more from Florida

He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.

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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?

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