Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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