I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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