so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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