Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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