Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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