i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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