What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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