What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
